Smart Ass Toilet Paper
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The best toilet paper for sustainability. 100% made and recycled from right here in Australia
3-Ply Super Soft Double length rolls (360 sheets)
*Please note, these are 4 four packs, not individual wraps - individual wraps coming soon
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Premium 3-ply toilet paper made from 100% recycled Australian materials. Double-length rolls (360 sheets) designed for fewer changes and better value.
Choose between 24 rolls for smaller households or 48 rolls for better long-term savings. No inks, dyes, or scents — just clean, sustainable comfort.
- 100% Australian made and owned
- 100% biodegradable
- Suitable for compost toilets
- No inks, dyes or scents
- 3-Ply Super Soft Double length rolls (360 Sheets)
- Manufactured from clean waste paper
- FSC Certified
- Swag on the Beat Certified
24 ROLLS
- ✓ 1–2 Person Household
- ✓ Limited Storage Space
- ✓ Slightly cheeky
48 ROLLS
- ✓ 2–4 Person Household
- ✓ Better Price Per Roll
- ✓ Seriously cheeky
Smart Ass toilet paper is made from 100% recycled Australian paper, meaning no trees are cut down to produce each roll. Instead of using virgin wood pulp like traditional toilet paper, it repurposes existing materials to reduce waste and support a circular production system.
Manufactured locally in Australia, the process reduces transport emissions while supporting local production. Recycled paper also requires significantly less water and energy compared to virgin pulp manufacturing, lowering the overall environmental footprint.
The rolls are made without inks, dyes, or added scents, keeping the product clean and chemical-free while maintaining softness and strength. Each roll is designed to be both sustainable and practical — combining eco-conscious materials with everyday performance.
Developed in collaboration with sustainability advocate Joost Bakker, the product is built around reducing waste, eliminating unnecessary materials, and challenging traditional toilet paper manufacturing methods.
By choosing recycled toilet paper, you're helping divert waste from landfill, reduce demand for deforestation, and support a more sustainable alternative to single-use paper products.
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What Our Customers Say
“Didn’t expect toilet paper to be this good. Way softer than any other brand from Coles.”
“Love the sustainability angle, but honestly stayed for the quality.”
“48 rolls lasted way longer than expected. Actually saves money.”