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Smart Ass Toilet Paper

Smart Ass Toilet Paper

Join the Smear Campaign. Be a Smart Ass.

The best toilet paper for sustainability. 100% made and recycled from right here in Australia

3-Ply Super Soft Double length rolls (360 sheets)

*Please note, these are 4 four packs, not individual wraps - individual wraps coming soon

Buy One Time – $60.00
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Origin Story

Starting in COVID, when a trip to the supermarket revealed the shocking truth: toilet paper was gone. A video was filmed, laughs were had, and Swag on the Beat was born—and now, coming full circle with our first product: Smart Ass toilet paper, crafted in collaboration with sustainability legend Joost Bakker to be the smartest 100% Australian-made, recycled, and owned toilet paper. We hope you'll join us on the smear campaign, With love, Jack and Isaac